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The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti MonsterCan I get a "ramen" from the congregation? Behold the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM), today's fastest growing carbohydrate based religion. According to church founder Bobby Henderson, the universe and all life within it were created by a mystical and divine being: the Flying Spaghetti Monster. What drives the FSM's devout followers, a. k. a. Pastafarians? Some say it's the assuring touch from the FSM's "noodly appendage." Then there are
Can I get a "ramen" from the congregation? Behold the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM), today's fastest growing carbohydrate-based religion. According to church founder Bobby Henderson, the universe and all life within it were created by a mystical and divine being: the Flying Spaghetti Monster. What drives the FSM's devout followers, a.k.a. Pastafarians? Some say it's the assuring touch from the FSM's "noodly appendage." Then there are those who love the worship service, which is conducted in pirate talk and attended by congregants in dashing buccaneer garb. Still others are drawn to the Church's flimsy moral standards, religious holidays every Friday, or the fact that Pastafarian heaven is way cooler: Does your heaven have a Stripper Factory and a Beer Volcano? Intelligent Design has finally met its match--and it has nothing to do with apes or the Olive Garden of Eden. Within these pages, Bobby Henderson outlines the true facts- dispelling such malicious myths as evolution ("only a theory"), science ("only a lot of theories"), and whether we're really descended from apes (fact: Humans share 95 percent of their DNA with chimpanzees, but they share 99.9 percent with pirates )See what impressively credentialed top scientists have to say: "If Intelligent Design is taught in schools, equal time should be given to the FSM theory and the non-FSM theory."
-Professor Douglas Shaw, Ph.D. "Do not be hypocritical. Allow equal time for other alternative 'theories' like FSMism, which is by far the tastier choice."
-J. Simon, Ph.D. "In my scientific opinion, when comparing the two theories, FSM theory seems to be more valid than classic ID theory."
-Afshin Beheshti, Ph.D. Read the book and decide for yourself
Binding Type: Paperback
Publisher: Villard Books
Published: 03/28/2006
ISBN: 9780812976564
Pages: 166
Weight: 0.53lbs
Size: 9.18h x 7.34w x 0.42d
Award: Quill Awards - Nominee
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★★★★★ 5
Comfortable, lightweight, and very practical
Size: 40, Color: Black
These Vcansion cargo shorts are extremely comfortable and easy to wear. The cotton fabric is lightweight and breathable, making them great for warm weather. The loose fit gives plenty of room to move without feeling baggy or sloppy.
The multiple pockets are a big plus. They’re well sized and actually usable, which makes these shorts perfect for casual wear, travel, or working around the house. They sit comfortably at the waist and feel well made for the price.
If you want casual shorts that are comfortable, functional, and versatile, these are a great buy. I’d definitely pick up another pair.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 17, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Best lightweight cargo shorts I own!
Size: 34, Color: Black, Size: 34, Color: Black
These are my new go-to shorts for summer. The cotton material is breathable and feels great—you barely notice you're wearing them. I love the classic look and the practical design; the loose fit allows for maximum comfort and movement. All of the multi-pockets are sturdy and well-sewn, making them perfect for camping, fishing, or just relaxing. They hold up perfectly in the wash. Excellent value, fit, and utility
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Reviewed in the United States on October 8, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Great Quality
Size: 34, Color: #01black
Shorts I ordered were great. Good quality and perfect fit. Exact color I ordered. Won’t hesitate in ordering more in the future
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Reviewed in the United States on May 9, 2026
★★★★★ 4
Online vs Instore
Size: 40, Color: #01khaki
As to be expected, not seeing and touching before purchase. I bought three pairs of these shorts in different colors for a trip to see my son graduate from his Army National guard AIT. I would rate the overall a five based on fit, quality, and comfort. One thing that I have to mark down, is they have elastic waist bands as described! In the description pic's, they are shown with nice long tie strings. The reality of what I received is the stings are too short to tie. They were almost the same circumference as the waist band, so only able to tie in a small knot, rather than a bow. no Biggy, until it's time for the restroom. Hopefully it's self explanitory....fumbling around with a knot! waist fits as stated to my size, but add weight of wallet and cell phone, and after a few steps, they begin to slide down. Tie string a must. I will see about finding something longer, as I do like them overall!
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Reviewed in the United States on October 7, 2023
★★★★★ 5
Great fabric and quality
These shorts were a gift for my boyfriend who loved how comfortable they were!!! They washed very well bought them to match an army t shirt and they both matched perfectly!!! Size was perfect would definitely recommend these for the man in your life!!
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Reviewed in the United States on January 26, 2026
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